Completely Uninteresting

So, I have been thinking of something that I could write for a new post. . .

    

    something witty. . .

        something clever. . .

             something funny. . .

                   something cute. . .

                         something interesting. . .

But nothing comes to mind.  I'm just completely uninteresting.  

That's wh. . .    HEY!  WAKE UP!  I'm not THAT boring!  

Or maybe I am. When I pull books out at work that genuinely interest me, my co-workers ask me who assigned me to read them. 

I guess that's why I'm still single.