Opposites Attract?

Today I was informed by a family friend that one of her acquaintances had asked my friend about asking me out a couple of years ago.

He and I have completely different lifestyles to put it vaguely.

All of this aside he's approximately 56 years old. And has known me since I was a small child.

I think I'm going to have to add to my list of qualities I'm looking for in a man an age limit, IQ minimum, and a certain degree of compliance with the law. I know, I know beggars can't be choosers so maybe it will only be for a trial run.

Sigh. Maybe it's time to get a fake engagement ring to wear around. Sure, then none of the normal guys will ever talk to me, but since they don't talk to me already I guess I have nothing to loose.